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im not a flower sorry, flowers die
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funeralplans Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New member
HI sorry i havent talked to you in awhile!!! howre you doing?? im sorry about your pokemon x game...i understand what its like to have things taken from you because my cousin has taken two of my gaming consoles and wont give them back...i hope you're able to get another game soon
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docmcstuffins Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New member
You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
Shia LaBeouf.

He's following you, about 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
Shia LaBeouf

You're looking for you car but you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now
and you can see there's blood on his face
My God, there's blood everywhere!

Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf

Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)
Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
but you're hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a murderer
you creep silently through the underbrush

Aha! In the distance
A small cottage with a light on
Hope! You move stealthily toward it
but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet)
Limping to the cottage (Quiet, quiet)
Now you're on the doorstep
Sitting inside: Shia LaBeouf

Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf)
But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf)
You're sneaking up behind him
Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf

Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf
Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf
Stab him in his kidney
Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf

You limp into the dark woods
blood oozing from your stump leg
But you have won; you have beaten
Shia LaBeouf
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aobakin Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
children on da/tumblr supporting and defending pedophilia and abuse tho........................................
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avengrs Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014
WALKING DEAD IS COMING ON TONIGHT SODA 



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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furbsuit Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014
hiya ! sorry to bother but would you like to join my otherkin forum ? im looking for new members ;m;
otherkin.freeforums.org/index.…
thanks for checking it out if you did !
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